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[likehuman]

you're naive. we're destroyers, not saviors.

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[shooteverything]

[ well, they can take the guns away later. and then give heine back his double pistols and get kanda's supernatural sword.

...maybe the shotguns are a less dangerous option. ]

There's plenty to go around.

[ he's offended. come on, he knows how to use nearly every kind of firearm, and if he isn't familiar with it, he can figure it out. ]

I wouldn't waste it on your kneecaps when this shit is going on. [ speaking of brains: have some more shooting out of them. ]

[likehuman]

[shotguns and normal shells, maybe. not if they get their hands on explosives or something.]

Not at the rate these things keep showing up. [GOD WHY CAN'T THEY STAY DEAD. cracking skulls gets kind of boring after a while.] Glad to know my legs will be fine, anyway.

[speaking of brains-- ew. grimacing. please don't shoot those in his direction.]

[shooteverything]

[ no one will be able to stop the destruction then!! ]

There's probably some kind of source. Or at least a clearing.

[ strategy? what is 'strategy'? ]

Sorry, does that bother you? [ then, of course, he does it again. ]

[likehuman]

[regenerating assholes with exploding shotguns? JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL they're going to crash this boat, and hard.]

I'll take the source, just so we can get this over with already.

[GOD RUDE, AUGH.]

Son of a-- [why did he ever miss having you around, heine. ah, right. because he can take a swing at him while really aiming for one of the zombies and heine will probably still be fine even if he gets hit. mm-hm.]

[shooteverything]

Then let's move it.

[ wow, douche. he does move back, but not fast enough, because the bat smashes into his chin and cracks something in his face. ]

Shit. You fucking asshole.

[ cue glaring murderously while his jawbone heals! luckily for their joined efforts, though, heine is more occupied with shooting yet another zombie before he starts moving towards what appears to be the thick of the crowd. ]

[likehuman]

[to heine, from kanda with love. never gets old watching someone else heal form injuries.]

Oh, please, I bet that didn't even hurt.

[backing him up and knocking down stragglers, and any other undeads trying to get at heine (or himself) from behind.]

[shooteverything]

That doesn't mean you shouldn't go fuck yourself.

[ heine hates you a lot, eggplant. just so you know. he rubs his face but he doesn't whine! at least, not for a while. it's pretty obvious that the zombies are coming from a weird stone gate several hundred yards away.

...they'll cross the bridge of how they're going to destroy a rock structure when they get to it. ]

[likehuman]

Rude. [and boring.] No thanks.

[love you too, heine, darling. cupcake. cauliflower. my hero.

why is it always weird stone gates? and why is it stone? but seriously, they have a shotgun, a metal bat, and two idiots who can stitch their own wounds and grow arms back. surely they can take down a rock.]

Can't let you stick around and hog all the fun. [glancing and jerking his head in the direction of the.. boulder.. gate thing.] I'd like to see you try to take that down by yourself, though.

[shooteverything]

You know me. [ snarkiest super soldier around. or is that kanda? ]

You call this fun?

[ BLAM. ZOMBIE BRAINS. ] You need to get out more.

Stop making excuses for yourself and get the fuck over there.